The Worst Story Ever (the MST3K version)
This is an archived post, originally published on Be the Story (bethestory.com).
This past week, Frankie Diane Mallis did something very brave. On a dare, she posted an “absolutely horrid horrid horrid story ‘Untitled’ that I wrote in the 4th grade”… the MST3K version. Seriously, move over Plan 9. “Untitled” is so bad, it’s good. And her quips, taken from thats-not-polite years of experience— she had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to suffocate.
Click here and offer Frankie some congratulations for her personal bravery in the face of almost-certain embarrassment.
(I’m going to dwell on it a while, before venturing to post any of my early crap. I don’t know if I have the moral fortitude.)
-TimK
P.S. She’s giving away 6 advance reading copies (in 3 prizes). Enter the giveaway here. (Be sure to read Frankie’s instructions for how to enter!)