I think I’m going to be sick. I thought of filing this under “Health - Weight Loss,” as a joke, but even I’m not that cruel. Another recipe just too disgusting not to take a look at. Like a fatal accident on the highway, everyone just has to slow down and take a peek.

Seen on Twitter & Facebook, courtesy of Allison Driscoll, a recipe for a woven bacon-cheese roll. This is definitely not kosher, and it may not even be legal in all 50 states.

-TimK

P.S. The subject of this post is blatantly and unabashedly ripped off from a funny Frasier quote, regarding “eggs in a nest”: “Ah, yes, the Crane family specialty. Fried eggs, swimming in fat, served in a delightfully hollowed out piece of white bread. I can almost hear my left ventricle slamming shut as I speak.”