I suck at a lot of things. For example, keeping a schedule. Or finishing what I’ve started.

For example, I started this post last June, with the deeply insightful sentence, “foo bar baz qux quux.” It’s taken me that long to get from there to this point.

So… I originally had no idea what to post today. But I wanted to post something, because (as you may have figured out) that’s my new shtick (again).

And then I thought I could post spry and witty comments on my favorite, most memorable X-Files episodes (which could be really spooky and fun). But then I found out there are 40 of them (seriously), some more memorable than others, and I couldn’t re-watch all those episodes (much less think up spry and witty comments regarding all of them) before 10AM this morning. So I need to trim down that list a bit; that’s a longer-term project.

And then I went back into the list of old drafts, ideas, and whatnot, and I found a couple of hilarious unfinished posts about stupid software (which at the time I did not intend to be funny at all, but deadly serious). I could combine them into a new post mocking the software industry (or at least parts of it). However, that would be way more appropriate for next Friday, as I’ve planned next week around a long-overdue (uplifting) epilogue to my “Depression and the Software Developer” series.

Sigh.