Offers - Tag - In a past life… https://archive.jtimothyking.com/tags/offers/ Offers - Tag - In a past life… Hugo -- gohugo.ioen-usThu, 21 Jan 2010 19:43:19 +0000 An Ice-encrusted Car Means that Flowers Are Near https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2010/01/21/an-ice-encrusted-car-means-that-flowers-are-near/ Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:43:19 +0000 J. Timothy King https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2010/01/21/an-ice-encrusted-car-means-that-flowers-are-near/
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Last night, in between my own personal renditions of the Mission Impossible theme on guitar, I walked out to the car, to drive to practice. And much to my surprise, clad in a tee-shirt, jeans, and denim jacket, I had completely forgotten about the snow storm we got here a couple days ago.

Frozen snow covered my car, 3 or 4 inches thick. And I needed not to be late.

How fast can you clear off 3 or 4 inches of iced-over snow from a car, without boots or gloves or a winter coat. I think I may have broken the record last night.

So what does this have to do with flowers? If you thought the answer was “Springtime”… not quite. (And now you know a sales pitch is coming.)

]]> Last Day for 40%+ Discount on Love-for-Idiots Book https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/07/20/last-day-for-40-discount-on-love-for-idiots-book/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:00:43 +0000 J. Timothy King https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/07/20/last-day-for-40-discount-on-love-for-idiots-book/ Because my book-ordering process was delayed on my true-life, autobiographical love story, Love through the Eyes of an Idiot, the shipping was delayed, and I will be getting the first shipment of books on Monday, July 20. And because of this, I’ve extended the pre-order discount on personally autographed copies until 12:00 midnight EDT, the night of Monday, July 20.

So you still have a few hours to take advantage of this bargain-priced offer, if you go to http://love-idiot.JTimothyKing.com/ (CLICK HERE).

]]> Pre-order "Love through the Eyes of an Idiot" https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/07/08/pre-order-love-through-the-eyes-of-an-idiot/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:28:06 +0000 J. Timothy King https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/07/08/pre-order-love-through-the-eyes-of-an-idiot/ As I write, the printer is producing the production proof of Love through the Eyes of an Idiot. I’m accepting pre-orders via my online store.

Features:

  • Reduced price through July 15
  • Autographed, including personalized message
  • 12-month, no-questions-asked guarantee

Love through the Eyes of an Idiot: Click here for to get a copy.

As soon as the book is available for sale, it will also show up on Amazon, BarnesAndNoble.com, and other sites. I’ve also submitted it to books.google.com, but I don’t know how long Google’s team will take to process the submission.

]]> The Secret to Happily Ever After... https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/06/23/the-secret-to-happily-ever-after/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:01:41 +0000 J. Timothy King https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/06/23/the-secret-to-happily-ever-after/ I’m readying for the release of my latest book, Love through the Eyes of an Idiot, the true story of a romantic idiot who was lucky enough to find love.

I just finished a first cut of the cover copy.

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