Online Stories - Tag - In a past life… https://archive.jtimothyking.com/tags/online-stories/ Online Stories - Tag - In a past life… Hugo -- gohugo.ioen-usTue, 29 Dec 2009 19:00:24 +0000 The Worst Story Ever (the MST3K version) https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/12/29/the-worst-story-ever-the-mst3k-version/ Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:00:24 +0000 J. Timothy King https://archive.jtimothyking.com/2009/12/29/the-worst-story-ever-the-mst3k-version/ This past week, Frankie Diane Mallis did something very brave. On a dare, she posted an “absolutely horrid horrid horrid story ‘Untitled’ that I wrote in the 4th grade”… the MST3K version. Seriously, move over Plan 9. “Untitled” is so bad, it’s good. And her quips, taken from thats-not-polite years of experience— she had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to suffocate.

Click here and offer Frankie some congratulations for her personal bravery in the face of almost-certain embarrassment.

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